Jesus!!

Wow! I can't believe it's been a friggin' month since I've added anything to this. Time flies when you ain't workin' I guess. Anyhoo, just to get something in the archives for November, I will relay to you, my ardent fans, what my friend Sarah sent me from the Sunshine (or Sonshine) state...She just happened to be on www.catholicshopper.com, and found these little beauties:

With this first picture, we find Jesus giving the hand off to little Timmy, just before getting the smack laid on him by Johnny.



Next we have Jesus taking the ball away from the two girls who just shouldn't be playing soccer anyway. Girls, never play against Jesus. He's just too damn competitive (not to mention, too damn sexy, and too damn HOLY)!

In this next frame, you can see that Jesus is just a damn bully, when it comes right down to it. These kids just want to play ball, but Jesus is all like, "You can have it back after you bow down and worship me!!!" Look at that shit-eating grin on his face. He's lovin' this!!


Moving on to exhibit D; Jesus rogering the poor girl he found playing golf with her brother. "Just do what Jesus would, honey. That's right. Hold the big stick juuust like this!" At least Jesus ain't no pederast! (What's a pederast Walter?)

And last, but certainly not least, we see Jesus about to whoop some ass in the karate ring!! I guess he don't need no gee, since the fighting toga he wears provides him with a fluidity that those kids will never be able to attain! Rock on Jesus! And may god (and Benny Hinn) have mercy on my soul!

And speaking of Benny Hinn, one of my former co-workers at the UW just came back from Israel on the Benny Hinn "Death to Palestine" crusade. I spoke with her about it, and when I asked if she had gotten a chance to go to Palestine, she looked at me like I had just spat in her face...which I should have done just because she went with Benny Hinn! For those of you who don't have a clue who I'm talking about, check out this link to find out more about this crazy "prophet!"