I'll bet you've never seen Jesus like this...
Friends, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this. I've known about the Jesus Christ Superstore for years now, but had forgotten about it until tonight. Ever wondered what Jesus would be like in a fight? Come on...don't tell me you haven't thought about it. Well, you can get some idea here. And he comes in this handy plastic packaging, so you can keep him clean and away from evil spirits! Check out the website, where you can buy not only Christian action figures, but also such names as Buddha, the Dalai Lama, and many many more! just go 
here are the specs on Jesus:
"the father, the son, and the bad motherf..."
includes Ninja-Messiah throwing nails
Death Killer-Cross pump action over-under shotgun
Figure size - 7.5cm standing
Now that is AWESOME!!
posted by spookydonkey at 3:42 AM
5 Comments:
Where's the link goddamn it! Oh! Oh! OOOOHHHHHHHHH!
-Sam Kinison
Click on the word "here" to go to the link Sam.
It's interesting that I told Japanese people about this, they didn't think it was weird that the Jesus action figure has ninja fighting skills... hee hee
That's because Jesus can do ANYthing, and Japanese people KNOW IT!
No no no, J-man's brother lived in Aomori. I'm sure The Jesus came for a visit. There is that blank period in the Bible for 13 years . . .If Miyagi can teach Daniel-san karate, surely our blessed saviour can learn ninjitsu. Praise the Lord.
-Sam Kinison
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