Sidenote

Did you know that my home state of North Dakota, were it to secede from the union, would have more nuclear missiles per capita than any other country in the world? We could blow any of you fuckers from here to kingdom come, and have enough nuclear payload left over for a couple more doomsdays easily. Maybe you didn't know it, but far be it from me to keep it from you, or from my war-mongering girlfriend, who fanatically insisted on seeing them. I guess she wanted to ride the rocket like a younger, sexier Slim Pickins. Here's a picture of Hanae trying to sneak into the razor wire-protected site. There's not much to see above ground, since the nukes are all planted below, but you get the idea...

The only thing that kept her from realizing her dream was the above-mentioned razor wire (along with some heavies with M-16s sent out by the army), and her enormous, irrational fear of death. Below is a picture of Hanae busted against the wall, and being told to "fucking spread 'em."

Say what you want, but now you're probably thinking those internment camps weren't such a bad fucking idea, huh?