Ever seen what a KILLER looks like?

Yes, ladies and gentlemen...I have killed. Taken a life. ERASED someone (as my friend Skorch likes to say). Take a look at the following (or avert your eyes, if you have a weak stomach), and gaze into the eyes of a LUNATIC!!

Oh yes, I have done it. You can see my hapless victim laying at my feet. I can argue though, that it was self-defence people! I swear, it was this monster jellyfish or me! He had his stinging mechanism all ready to go. I was just swimming along, minding my own goddam business, when an entire school of these little bastards came toward me as fast as their jelly-tentacles could move them. I tell you, I had to make an example of one of them. Thinking fast, I grabbed for the nearest stick floating in the water, and rammed it into the mushroom head of this foul beast. He never knew what hit him! I dragged his lifeless corpse to the shore, and there had my picture taken with him.

To the victor go the spoils, they say. I barbecued this little beauty in some soy sauce for dinner. Crazy? You may say that. But then again, if it happened to you, wouldn't you do the same? God, I am so sick of packing. Good thing I have this blog to keep me company!

Two more weeks, and I am outta here!!